A Dirge for a Righteous Kitten

To be intoned, all but the two italicized lines, which are to be spoken in a snappy, matter-of-fact way.


    Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong.
    Here lies a kitten good, who kept
    A kitten's proper place.
    He stole no pantry eatables,
    Nor scratched the baby's face.
    He let the alley-cats alone.
    He had no yowling vice.
    His shirt was always laundried well,
    He freed the house of mice.
    Until his death he had not caused
    His little mistress tears,
    He wore his ribbon prettily,
    He washed behind his ears.
    Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong.

Vachel Lindsay

Vachel Lindsay was an American poet known for his innovative performances of his poetry, which combined spoken word with music and theatrics. Born in Springfield, Illinois, Lindsay's work often revolved around American history and culture, reflecting his progressive social views. He played a significant role in the early 20th-century American poetry scene, influencing contemporaries and later poets with his dynamic style and passionate delivery.

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With anguish deep;
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I think it right to mention that,
To all who see your picture here,
'Twas you who broke my Bunny dear.

An hour ago, as you can tell,
I left him here, alive and well;
And now he's dead and, what is more,
You've broke his leg I'm pretty sure.

For you my puss I'll never care,
No never, never, never, there,
And you are in disgrace you know,
And in the corner you must go.

What crying? Then I must cry too
And I can't bear to punish you;
Perhaps my Bunny isn't dead,
Perhaps you've only stunned his head.

And though I'm sure you broke his leg,
It may be mended with a peg,
And though he's very, very, funny,
My Bunny's not a real Bunny,
And I'll forgive and tell you that,
...

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