A Poem On High Church

High Church is undone,
As sure as a gun,
    For old Peter Patch is departed;
And Eyres and Delaune,
And the rest of that spawn,
    Are tacking about broken-hearted.

For strong Gill of Sarum,
That decoctum amarum,
    Has prescribed a dose of cant-fail;
Which will make them resign
Their flasks of French wine,
    And spice up their Nottingham ale.

It purges the spleen
Of dislike to the queen,
    And has one effect that is odder;
When easement they use,
They always will chuse
    The Conformity Bill for bumfodder.

Jonathan Swift

Jonathan Swift was an Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, political pamphleteer, poet and cleric who became Dean of St Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin. Swift is remembered for works such as "A Tale of a Tub" (1704), "An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity" (1712), and "Gulliver's Travels" (1726). Swift originally published all of his works under pseudonyms—such as Lemuel Gulliver, Isaac Bickerstaff, Drapier's Letters as MB Drapier—and works were sometimes attributed to Anonymous.

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Dean Swift At Sir Arthur Acheson's In The North Of Ireland

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Advice To The Grub-Street Verse-Writers

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Parody On The Recorder's Speech

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To the tune of "Commons and Peers."

        A wonderful age
        Is now on the stage:
I'll sing you a song, if I can,
        How modern Whigs,
        Dance forty-one jigs,[1]
But God bless our gracious Queen Anne.

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Tho' hating Nonconformity,
We yet believe the cash no worse is
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Indifferent whence the money reaches
The pockets of our reverend breeches,
To us the Jumper's jingling penny
Chinks with a tone as sweet as any;

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Old Latimer preaching did fairly describe
A bishop, who ruled all the rest of his tribe;
And who is this bishop? and where does he dwell?
Why truly 'tis Satan, Archbishop of Hell.
And He was a primate, and He wore a mitre,
Surrounded with jewels of sulphur and nitre.
How nearly this bishop our bishops resembles!
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The encircling ground, in native turf arrayed,
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And wild deer bounded through the forest glade,
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