Elderly Gentleman, The

By the side of a murmuring stream an elderly gentleman sat.
On the top of his head was a wig, and a-top of his wig was his hat.

The wind it blew high and blew strong, as the elderly gentleman sat;
And bore from his head in a trice, and plunged in the river his hat.

The gentleman then took his cane which lay by his side as he sat;
And he dropped in the river his wig, in attempting to get out his hat.

His breast it grew cold with despair, and full in his eye madness sat;
So he flung in the river his cane to swim with his wig, and his hat.

Cool reflection at last came across while this elderly gentleman sat;
So he thought he would follow the stream and look for his cane, wig, and hat.

His head being thicker than common, o'er-balanced the rest of his fat;
And in plumped this son of a woman to follow his wig, cane, and hat.

George Canning

George Canning was a British statesman and politician who served as Foreign Secretary and briefly as Prime Minister in 1827. He was also known for his oratory skills and wrote poetry that reflected his political views. Canning's work often focused on themes of freedom and justice, mirroring his liberal political stance. Despite his short tenure as Prime Minister, his impact on British politics was significant.

George Canning

Knife-Grinder, The

George Canning, Simple Poetry

Song, Of One Eleven Years In Prison

George Canning, Simple Poetry

English

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II.

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Whistling in his casement,
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Could scold - some day,'

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The swallows float and play,
His restless thoughts pass to and fro,
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