Mr. And Mrs. Discobbolos.

    I.

Mr. and Mrs. Discobbolos
Climbed to the top of a wall.
And they sate to watch the sunset sky,
And to hear the Nupiter Piffkin cry,
And the Biscuit Buffalo call.
They took up a roll and some Camomile tea,
And both were as happy as happy could be,
Till Mrs. Discobbolos said, -
"Oh! W! X! Y! Z!
It has just come into my head,
Suppose we should happen to fall!!!!!
        Darling Mr. Discobbolos!


    II.

"Suppose we should fall down flumpetty,
Just like pieces of stone,
On to the thorns, or into the moat,
What would become of your new green coat?
And might you not break a bone?
It never occurred to me before,
That perhaps we shall never go down any more!"
And Mrs. Discobbolos said,
"Oh! W! X! Y! Z!
What put it into your head
To climb up this wall, my own
        Darling Mr. Discobbolos?"


    III.

Mr. Discobbolos answered,
"At first it gave me pain,
And I felt my ears turn perfectly pink
When your exclamation made me think
We might never get down again!
But now I believe it is wiser far
To remain for ever just where we are."
And Mr. Discobbolos said,
"Oh! W! X! Y! Z!
It has just come into my head
We shall never go down again,
        Dearest Mrs. Discobbolos!"


    IV.

So Mr. and Mrs. Discobbolos
Stood up and began to sing, -
"Far away from hurry and strife
Here we will pass the rest of life,
Ding a dong, ding dong, ding!
We want no knives nor forks nor chairs,
No tables nor carpets nor household cares;
From worry of life we've fled;
Oh! W! X! Y! Z!
There is no more trouble ahead,
Sorrow or any such thing,
        For Mr. and Mrs. Discobbolos!"

Edward Lear

Edward Lear was an English artist, musician, author, and poet famous for his literary nonsense and limericks. Born on May 12, 1812, in Holloway, England, Lear created a genre of literary nonsense that influenced many later English writers. He is best known for his work 'A Book of Nonsense' and 'The Owl and the Pussycat.' His whimsical style and imaginative use of language captivated both children and adults alike. Lear passed away on January 29, 1888.

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The Daddy Long-Legs And The Fly.



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Once Mr. Daddy Long-legs,
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The Table And The Chair.



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"You can hardly be aware
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    II.

Said the Chair unto the Table,
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Said the Table with a sigh,
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I've as many legs as you:
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The Courtship Of The Yonghy-Bonghy-Bò.



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On the Coast of Coromandel
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In the middle of the woods
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Two old chairs, and half a candle,
One old jug without a handle, -
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The Jumblies.



    I.

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In a sieve they went to sea.
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The Quangle Wangle's Hat.



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So that nobody ever could see the face
Of the Quangle Wangle Quee.


    II.

The Quangle Wangle said
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"Jam, and jelly, and bread
Are the best of food for me!
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The plainer than ever it seems to me
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And that life on the whole is far from gay!"
Said the Quangle Wangle Quee.


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