On A Cannon

Begotten, and born, and dying with noise,
The terror of women, and pleasure of boys,
Like the fiction of poets concerning the wind,
I'm chiefly unruly when strongest confined.
For silver and gold I don't trouble my head,
But all I delight in is pieces of lead;
Except when I trade with a ship or a town,
Why then I make pieces of iron go down.
One property more I would have you remark,
No lady was ever more fond of a spark;
The moment I get one, my soul's all a-fire,
And I roar out my joy, and in transport expire.

Jonathan Swift

Jonathan Swift was an Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, political pamphleteer, poet and cleric who became Dean of St Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin. Swift is remembered for works such as "A Tale of a Tub" (1704), "An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity" (1712), and "Gulliver's Travels" (1726). Swift originally published all of his works under pseudonyms—such as Lemuel Gulliver, Isaac Bickerstaff, Drapier's Letters as MB Drapier—and works were sometimes attributed to Anonymous.

Jonathan Swift

Upon The Horrid Plot

Jonathan Swift, Simple Poetry

On The Same (On The Upright Judge, Who Condemned The Drapier's Printer) The Judge Speaks

Jonathan Swift, Simple Poetry

Epitaph In Berkeley Church-Yard, Gloucestershire

Jonathan Swift, Simple Poetry

To Dr. Sheridan.

Jonathan Swift, Simple Poetry

English

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By something form'd, I nothing am,
Yet everything that you can name;
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Yet everywhere I may be seen;
In all things false, yet always true,
I'm still the same - but ever new.
Lifeless, life's perfect form I wear,
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Yet neither smell, see, taste, or hear.
All shapes and features I can boast,
No flesh, no bones, no blood - no ghost:
All colours, without paint, put on,
And change like the cameleon.
Swiftly I come, and enter there,
Where not a chink lets in the air;
Like thought, I'm in a moment gone,
Nor can I ever be alone:
All things on earth I imitate
Faster than nature can create;
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On A Pen.

In youth exalted high in air,
Or bathing in the waters fair,
Nature to form me took delight,
And clad my body all in white.
My person tall, and slender waist,
On either side with fringes graced;
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And dragg'd me from my mother's side:
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And then, with heart more hard than stone,
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To vex me more, he took a freak
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But, that which wonderful appears,
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He oft employs me in disguise,
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Bettesworth's Exultation

Upon Hearing That His Name Would Be Transmitted To Posterity In Dr. Swift's Works.
By William Dunkin


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That the Dean hath lampoon'd me, my mind is elated: -
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Of all inhabitants on earth,
To man alone I owe my birth,
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When dosed with smoke, and smear'd with snuff;
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Polish'd neck, and radiant eye;
In my eye my greatest grace,
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Wise, and glorious to behold;
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