The Lively Learned Lobster

The Enthusiastic Elephant,
who ferried himself across the water with the
Kitchen Poker and a New pair of Ear-rings.

The Dolomphious Duck,
who caught Spotted Frogs for her dinner
with a Runcible Spoon.

There was an old man of Blackheath,
Whose head was adorned with a wreath
Of lobsters and spice,
Pickled onions and mice,
That uncommon old man of Blackheath.

The Hasty Higgeldipiggledy Hen,
who went to market in a Blue Bonnet and Shawl,
and bought a Fish for her Supper.

The Kicking Kangaroo,
who wore a Pale Pink Muslin dress
with Blue spots.

The Rural Runcible Raven,
who wore a White Wig and flew away
with the Carpet Broom.