The Macs.

    There's a race, or a part of a race, if you will,
    Of renown prehistoric, and vigorous still,
    Who back from their fastnesses scornfully hurl'd
    The redoubtable legions that trampled the world;
    They repelled, and they only, the Roman attacks,
    The stalwart, courageous, impetuous Macs.

    When the red-bearded pirates, the Saxons and Danes
    And Angles, came swarming across the sea plains,
    And the old British stock to exterminate tried,
    Caledonia and Erin their efforts defied;
    And the conquering Normans were glad to make tracks
    From the Macs and the Mics (who are properly Macs).

    Their proud patronymics, they rightfully hold,
    Proclaim them descended from heroes of old. -
    Illustrious titles that throw in the shade
    The dukedoms and earldoms but yesterday made;
    And even the King with his royalty lacks
    A lineage as ancient as that of the Macs.

    They are old and yet young, with a spirit possest
    By the dream of the East and the hope of the West;
    The earth is their country, the race is their kin;
    In populous cities their guerdon they win,
    And in gold miners' cabins and lumbermen's shacks
    You will find the ubiquitous, venturesome Macs.

    Distinguished they've been with the sword and the pen;
    In pulpit and parliament, leaders of men;
    Prime ministers, presidents, merchants, viziers,
    They have manag'd the business of both hemispheres;
    And the Dago day-laborers laying the tracks
    Are boss'd by the Macs or the Mics (who are Macs).

    'Twas thought by the ancients that Atlas upbore
    The sphere on his shoulders - 'tis thought so no more;
    Prometheus and Atlas and all of their kith,
    The Titans, are now but a fable, a myth.
    The men who are bearing the world on their backs
    Are the Macs and the Mics (who are mixed with the Macs).