The Pack-Horse And The Carrier.

        (To a Young Nobleman.)


        Begin, my lord, in early youth,
        To bear with, nay encourage, truth.
        And blame me not, for disrespect,
        That I the flatterer's style reject.

        Let Virtue be your first pursuit;
        Is not the tree known by its fruit?
        Set your great ancestry in view;
        Honour the title from them due.
        Assert that you are nobly born,
        Viewing ignoble things with scorn.

        My lord, your ancestry had not
        The wealth and heirlooms you have got;
        Yet was their conscience aye their own,
        Nor ever pandered to the throne.
        With hands by no corruption stained
        They ministerial bribes disdained;
        They served the Crown, upheld the laws,
        And bore at heart their country's cause:
        So did your sires adorn their name,
        And raised the title unto fame.

        My lord, 'tis not permitted you
        To do what humbler men may do.
        You may not be a dunce: your post
        Is foremost, and before the host.
        You may not serve a private end;
        To jobs you may not condescend;
        As from obscurity exempt,
        So are you open to contempt.
        Your name alone descends by birth,
        Your fame is consequent on worth;
        Nor deem a coronet can hide
        Folly or overweening pride:
        Learning, by toil and study won,
        Was ne'er entailed from sire to son.
        If you degenerate from your race,
        Its merit heightens your disgrace.

        A carrier, at night and morn,
        Watched while his horses ate their corn:
        It sunk the ostler's vales, 'tis true;
        But then his horses got their due.
        It were as well, in some like cases,
        If Ministers watched over places.

        And as he stood, the manger minding,
        And heard the teeth continue grinding,
        There was a racket; for a pack-horse
        Foamed at the mouth, and was in rack hoarse.

        "Why, zounds!" he cried; "where have I got?
        Is, then, my high descent forgot?
        Must I endure the vile attacks
        Of carriers' drudges - common hacks?
        May Roan and Dobbin poke their noses
        In cribs where my great nose reposes?
        Good gracious me! why, here's old Ball! -
        No longer sacred is the stall.
        I see Democracy and Devil
        Will soon put all upon one level.
        We have not been of race of Could-would,
        At Epsom, Newmarket, and Goodwood;
        Nor, by Dame Truth! I vow and pledge her,
        Are we unknown at the St. Leger.
        Unnumbered are our triumphs, told;
        Unnumbered are the cups we hold;
        Unnumbered are our laurels won;
        And am I to be put upon
        By carrier-nags of low degree?
        O Fortune, do not let it be!"

        "You stupid blockhead!" said the carrier;
        "'Twixt you and us there is no barrier.
        Your headstrong youth and wilful heart
        Reduced you to a servile part;
        And every carrier on the road
        Avers your oats are ill-bestowed.
        But, know that you do not inherit
        From dam or sire any merit.
        We give your ancestors their due,
        But any ass is good as you.
        As you are asinine and crass,
        So do we treat you - as an ass."