To Motorists

Since ye distemper and defile
Sweet Here by the measured mile,
Nor aught on jocund highways heed
Except the evidence of speed;
And bear about your dreadful task
Faces beshrouded 'neath a mask;
Great goblin eyes and glue hands
And souls enslaved to gears and bands;
Here shall no graver curse be said
Than, though y'are quick, that ye are dead!

Rudyard

Rudyard Kipling was an English journalist, short-story writer, poet, and novelist. He was born in British India, which inspired much of his work. His notable works include the novels 'The Jungle Book,' 'Kim,' and the poem 'If—.' Kipling was one of the most popular writers in the United Kingdom in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He received the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1907, making him the youngest recipient of the award.

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"Now this is the price of a stirrup-cup,"
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Wheel me gently to the garage, since my car and I must part,
No more for me the record and the run.
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Is pinking past redemption, I am done!

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"What's that that hirples at my side?"
The foe that you must fight, my lord.
"That rides as fast as I can ride?"
The shadow of your might, my lord.

"Then wheel my horse against the foe!"
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King Joshua he is dead, my lord.
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"Why is my District death-rate low?"
Said Binks of Hezabad.
"Well, drains, and sewage-outfalls are
"My own peculiar fad.
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"Thus," quoth that most veracious man:

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    In his waking moments.
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Lo! What is this that I make, sudden, supreme, unrehearsed,
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And a cab like martagon opes and I sit in the wreckage dazed.

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With cries for my blood and my gold, and a snickering news-boy brings
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