Wet-Weather Talk

It hain't no use to grumble and complane;
It's jest as cheap and easy to rejoice. -
When God sorts out the weather and sends rain,
W'y, rain's my choice.

Men ginerly, to all intents -
Although they're apt to grumble some -
Puts most theyr trust in Providence,
And takes things as they come -
    That is, the commonality
    Of men that's lived as long as me
    Has watched the world enugh to learn
    They're not the boss of this concern.

With SOME, of course, it's different -
I've saw YOUNG men that knowed it all,
And didn't like the way things went
On this terrestchul ball; -
    But all the same, the rain, some way,
    Rained jest as hard on picnic day;
    Er, when they railly WANTED it,
    It mayby wouldn't rain a bit!

In this existunce, dry and wet
Will overtake the best of men -
Some little skift o' clouds'll shet
The sun off now and then. -
    And mayby, whilse you're wundern who
    You've fool-like lent your umbrell' to,
    And WANT it - out'll pop the sun,
    And you'll be glad you hain't got none!

It aggervates the farmers, too -
    They's too much wet, er too much sun,
Er work, er waitin' round to do
    Before the plowin' 's done:
    And mayby, like as not, the wheat,
    Jest as it's lookin' hard to beat,
    Will ketch the storm - and jest about
    The time the corn's a-jintin' out.

These-here CY-CLONES a-foolin' round -
And back'ard crops! - and wind and rain! -
And yit the corn that's wallerd down
May elbow up again! -
    They hain't no sense, as I can see,
    Fer mortuls, sich as us, to be
    A-faultin' Natchur's wise intents,
    And lockin' horns with Providence!

It hain't no use to grumble and complane;
It's jest as cheap and easy to rejoice. -
When God sorts out the weather and sends rain,
W'y, rain's my choice.

James Whitcomb Riley

James Whitcomb Riley was an American writer, poet, and best-selling author. He was known as the "Hoosier Poet" and the "Children's Poet" for his dialect works and children's poetry respectively. Over his career, Riley authored approximately 1,000 poems, including "Little Orphant Annie" and "The Raggedy Man". His influence extended into the 20th century, and his works continued to be celebrated for their nostalgic and rural themes.

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    I've thought a power on men and things,
        As my uncle ust to say, -
    And ef folks don't work as they pray, i jings!
        W'y, they ain't no use to pray!
    Ef you want somepin', and jes dead-set
    A-pleadin' fer it with both eyes wet,
    And tears won't bring it, w'y, you try sweat,
        As my uncle ust to say.

    They's some don't know their A, B, Cs,
        As my uncle ust to say,
    And yit don't waste no candle-grease,
        Ner whistle their lives away!
    But ef they can't write no book, ner rhyme
    No ringin' song fer to last all time,
    They can blaze the way fer the march sublime,
        As my uncle ust to say.

    Whoever's Foreman of all things here,
        As my uncle ust to say,

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