What Became Of The Sixties?

    The "Haight," in Ashbury lived up to its name.
    Sexual pioneers became commonplace.
    Agribusiness consolidated the back to the land movement.
    Joni Mitchell remortgaged all the tree museums.
    Flower power became a snivelling joke.
    Groovy and way out once again were associated with corduroy pants & fire exits.
    Fascism was taken over and made respectable by Ronald Reagan.
    Jewish mothers and landladies outguessed the War on Poverty.
    Strobe lights were said to cause cultural myopia.
    The Just Society lost another Vietnam.
    Rock music recycled itself in "meaningful dialogue."
    Innocence learned a lot from experience.
    Contemplation of one's navel was resurrected by phenomena
    of the eager and job hunting corporate executive.
    Long hair became a symbol of displacement.
    Au pair girls received a new lease on life.
    Tofu and herbal teas survived even the commune experience.
    Primal scream, therapy, in the crunch, outdistanced everything else.