Robert William Service

That boy I took in the car last night,
With the body that awfully sagged away,
And the lips blood-crisped, and the eyes flame-bright,
And the poor hands folded and cold as clay -
Oh, I've thought and I've thought of him all the day.

For the weary old doctor says to me:
"He'll only last for an hour or so.
Both of his legs below the knee
Blown off by a bomb. . . . So, lad, go slow,
And please remember, he doesn't know."

So I tried to drive with never a jar;
And there was I cursing the road like mad,
When I hears a ghost of a voice from the car:
"Tell me, old chap, have I 'copped it' bad?"
So I answers "No," and he says, "I'm glad."

"Glad," says he, "for at twenty-two
Life's so splendid, I hate to go.
There's so much good that a chap might ...

Clorinda met me on the way
As I came from the train;
Her face was anything but gay,
In fact, suggested pain.
"Oh hubby, hubby dear!" she cried,
"I've awful news to tell. . . ."
"What is it, darling?" I replied;
"Your mother - is she well?"

"Oh no! oh no! it is not that,
It's something else," she wailed,
My heart was beating pit-a-pat,
My ruddy visage paled.
Like lightning flash in heaven's dome
The fear within me woke:
"Don't say," I cried, "our little home
Has all gone up in smoke!"

She shook her head. Oh, swift I clasped
And held her to my breast;
"The children! Tell me quick," I gasped,
"Believe me, it is best."
Then, then she spoke; 'mid sobs I caught
These words of woe divine:
"It's coo-coo-cook has gone and bough...

You make it in your mess-tin by the brazier's rosy gleam;
You watch it cloud, then settle amber clear;
You lift it with your bay'nit, and you sniff the fragrant steam;
The very breath of it is ripe with cheer.
You're awful cold and dirty, and a-cursin' of your lot;
You scoff the blushin' 'alf of it, so rich and rippin' 'ot;
It bucks you up like anythink, just seems to touch the spot:
God bless the man that first discovered Tea!

Since I came out to fight in France, which ain't the other day,
I think I've drunk enough to float a barge;
All kinds of fancy foreign dope, from caffy and doo lay,
To rum they serves you out before a charge.
In back rooms of estaminays I've gurgled pints of cham;
I've swilled down mugs of cider till I've felt a bloomin' dam;
But 'struth! t...

    There's sunshine in the heart of me,
    My blood sings in the breeze;
    The mountains are a part of me,
    I'm fellow to the trees.
    My golden youth I'm squandering,
    Sun-libertine am I;
    A-wandering, a-wandering,
    Until the day I die.

    I was once, I declare, a Stone-Age man,
    And I roomed in the cool of a cave;
    I have known, I will swear, in a new life-span,
    The fret and the sweat of a slave:
    For far over all that folks hold worth,
    There lives and there leaps in me
    A love of the lowly things of earth,
    And a passion to be free.

    To pitch my tent with no prosy plan,
    To range and to change at will;
    To mock at the mastership of man,
    To seek Adventure's thrill.
...

Brave Thackeray has trolled of days when he was twenty-one,
And bounded up five flights of stairs, a gallant garreteer;
And yet again in mellow vein when youth was gaily run,
Has dipped his nose in Gascon wine, and told of Forty Year.
But if I worthy were to sing a richer, rarer time,
I'd tune my pipes before the fire and merrily I'd strive
To praise that age when prose again has given way to rhyme,
The Indian Summer days of life when I'll be Sixty-five;

For then my work will all be done, my voyaging be past,
And I'll have earned the right to rest where folding hills are green;
So in some glassy anchorage I'll make my cable fast, -
Oh, let the seas show all their teeth, I'll sit and smile serene.
The storm may bellow round the roof, I'll bide beside the fire,
And many ...

    Ho! we were strong, we were swift, we were brave.
    Youth was a challenge, and Life was a fight.
    All that was best in us gladly we gave,
    Sprang from the rally, and leapt for the height.
    Smiling is Love in a foam of Spring flowers:
    Harden our hearts to him - on let us press!
    Oh, what a triumph and pride shall be ours!
    See where it beacons, the star of success!

    Cares seem to crowd on us - so much to do;
    New fields to conquer, and time's on the wing.
    Grey hairs are showing, a wrinkle or two;
    Somehow our footstep is losing its spring.
    Pleasure's forsaken us, Love ceased to smile;
    Youth has been funeralled; Age travels fast.
    Sometimes we wonder: is it worth while?
    There! we have gained to the summit at ...

No, Bill, I'm not a-spooning out no patriotic tosh
(The cove be'ind the sandbags ain't a death-or-glory cuss).
And though I strafes 'em good and 'ard I doesn't 'ate the Boche,
I guess they're mostly decent, just the same as most of us.
I guess they loves their 'omes and kids as much as you or me;
And just the same as you or me they'd rather shake than fight;
And if we'd 'appened to be born at Berlin-on-the-Spree,
We'd be out there with 'Ans and Fritz, dead sure that we was right.

A-standin' up to the sandbags
It's funny the thoughts wot come;
Starin' into the darkness,
'Earin' the bullets 'um;
(ZING! ZIP! PING! RIP!
'ARK 'OW THE BULLETS 'UM!)
A-leanin' against the sandbags
Wiv me rifle under me ear,
Oh, I've 'ad more thoughts on a sentry-go
T...

It isn't the foe that we fear;
It isn't the bullets that whine;
It isn't the business career
Of a shell, or the bust of a mine;
It isn't the snipers who seek
To nip our young hopes in the bud:
No, it isn't the guns,
And it isn't the Huns -
It's the MUD,
        MUD,
        MUD.

It isn't the melee we mind.
That often is rather good fun.
It isn't the shrapnel we find
Obtrusive when rained by the ton;
It isn't the bounce of the bombs
That gives us a positive pain:
It's the strafing we get
When the weather is wet -
It's the RAIN,
        RAIN,
            RAIN.

It isn't because we lack grit
We shrink from the horrors of war.
We don't mind the battle a bit;
In fact that is what we are for;
It isn't the ...

As I was saying . . . (No, thank you; I never take cream with my tea;
Cows weren't allowed in the trenches - got out of the habit, y'see.)
As I was saying, our Colonel leaped up like a youngster of ten:
"Come on, lads!" he shouts, "and we'll show 'em." And he sprang to the head of the men.
Then some bally thing seemed to trip him, and he fell on his face with a slam. . . .
Oh, he died like a true British soldier, and the last word he uttered was "Damn!"
And hang it! I loved the old fellow, and something just burst in my brain,
And I cared no more for the bullets than I would for a shower of rain.
'Twas an awf'ly funny sensation (I say, this is jolly nice tea);
I felt as if something had broken; by gad! I was suddenly free.
Free for a glorified moment, beyond regulations and laws,
Free...

    They brought the mighty chief to town;
    They showed him strange, unwonted sights;
    Yet as he wandered up and down,
    He seemed to scorn their vain delights.
    His face was grim, his eye lacked fire,
    As one who mourns a glory dead;
    And when they sought his heart's desire:
    "Me like'um tooth same gold," he said.

    A dental place they quickly found.
    He neither moaned nor moved his head.
    They pulled his teeth so white and sound;
    They put in teeth of gold instead.
    Oh, never saw I man so gay!
    His very being seemed to swell:
    "Ha! ha!" he cried, "Now Injun say
    Me heap big chief, ME LOOK LIKE HELL."

    Three score and ten, the psalmist saith,
    And half my course is well-nigh run;
    I've had my flout at dusty death,
    I've had my whack of feast and fun.
    I've mocked at those who prate and preach;
    I've laughed with any man alive;
    But now with sobered heart I reach
    The Great Divide of Thirty-five.

    And looking back I must confess
    I've little cause to feel elate.
    I've played the mummer more or less;
    I fumbled fortune, flouted fate.
    I've vastly dreamed and little done;
    I've idly watched my brothers strive:
    Oh, I have loitered in the sun
    By primrose paths to Thirty-five!

    And those who matched me in the race,
    Well, some are out and trampled down;
    The others jog with sober pac...

    When the boys come out from Lac Labiche in the lure of the early Spring,
    To take the pay of the "Hudson's Bay", as their fathers did before,
    They are all a-glee for the jamboree, and they make the Landing ring
    With a whoop and a whirl, and a "Grab your girl", and a rip and a skip and a roar.
    For the spree of Spring is a sacred thing, and the boys must have their fun;
    Packer and tracker and half-breed Cree, from the boat to the bar they leap;
    And then when the long flotilla goes, and the last of their pay is done,
    The boys from the banks of Lac Labiche swing to the heavy sweep.
    And oh, how they sigh! and their throats are dry, and sorry are they and sick:
    Yet there's none so cursed with a lime-kiln thirst as that Athabaska Dick.

    He was long ...

    At dawn of day the white land lay all gruesome-like and grim,
    When Bill Mc'Gee he says to me: "We've GOT to do it, Jim.
    We've got to make Fort Liard quick. I know the river's bad,
    But, oh! the little woman's sick . . . why! don't you savvy, lad?"
    And me! Well, yes, I must confess it wasn't hard to see
    Their little family group of two would soon be one of three.
    And so I answered, careless-like: "Why, Bill! you don't suppose
    I'm scared of that there 'babbling brook'? Whatever you say - goes."

    A real live man was Barb-wire Bill, with insides copper-lined;
    For "barb-wire" was the brand of "hooch" to which he most inclined.
    They knew him far; his igloos are on Kittiegazuit strand.
    They knew him well, the tribes who dwell within ...

The poppies gleamed like bloody pools through cotton-woolly mist;
The Captain kept a-lookin' at the watch upon his wrist;
And there we smoked and squatted, as we watched the shrapnel flame;
'Twas wonnerful, I'm tellin' you, how fast them bullets came.
'Twas weary work the waiting, though; I tried to sleep a wink,
For waitin' means a-thinkin', and it doesn't do to think.
So I closed my eyes a little, and I had a niceish dream
Of a-standin' by a dresser with a dish of Devon cream;
But I hadn't time to sample it, for suddenlike I woke:
"Come on, me lads!" the Captain says, 'n I climbed out through the smoke.

We spread out in the open: it was like a bath of lead;
But the boys they cheered and hollered fit to raise the bloody dead,
Till a beastly bullet copped 'em, then they lay...

I'm gatherin' flowers by the wayside to lay on the grave of Bill;
I've sneaked away from the billet, 'cause Jim wouldn't understand;
'E'd call me a silly fat'ead, and larf till it made 'im ill,
To see me 'ere in the cornfield, wiv a big bookay in me 'and.

For Jim and me we are rough uns, but Bill was one o' the best;
We 'listed and learned together to larf at the wust wot comes;
Then Bill copped a packet proper, and took 'is departure West,
So sudden 'e 'adn't a minit to say good-bye to 'is chums.

And they took me to where 'e was planted, a sort of a measly mound,
And, thinks I, 'ow Bill would be tickled, bein' so soft and queer,
If I gathered a bunch o' them wild-flowers, and sort of arranged them round
Like a kind of a bloody headpiece . . . and that's the reason I'm 'er...

I wonder 'oo and wot 'e was,
That 'Un I got so slick.
I couldn't see 'is face because
The night was 'ideous thick.
I just made out among the black
A blinkin' wedge o' white;
Then biff! I guess I got 'im crack -
The man I killed last night.

I wonder if account o' me
Some wench will go unwed,
And 'eaps o' lives will never be,
Because 'e's stark and dead?
Or if 'is missis damns the war,
And by some candle light,
Tow-headed kids are prayin' for
The Fritz I copped last night.

I wonder, 'struth, I wonder why
I 'ad that 'orful dream?
I saw up in the giddy sky
The gates o' God agleam;
I saw the gates o' 'eaven shine
Wiv everlastin' light:
And then . . . I knew that I'd got mine,
As 'e got 'is last night.

It's easy to fight when everything's right,
And you're mad with the thrill and the glory;
It's easy to cheer when victory's near,
And wallow in fields that are gory.
It's a different song when everything's wrong,
When you're feeling infernally mortal;
When it's ten against one, and hope there is none,
Buck up, little soldier, and chortle:

Carry on! Carry on!
There isn't much punch in your blow.
You're glaring and staring and hitting out blind;
You're muddy and bloody, but never you mind.
Carry on! Carry on!
You haven't the ghost of a show.
It's looking like death, but while you've a breath,
Carry on, my son! Carry on!

And so in the strife of the battle of life
It's easy to fight when you're winning;
It's easy to slave, and starve and be b...

    It's a mighty good world, so it is, dear lass,
    When even the worst is said.
    There's a smile and a tear, a sigh and a cheer,
    But better be living than dead;
    A joy and a pain, a loss and a gain;
    There's honey and may be some gall:
    Yet still I declare, foul weather or fair,
    It's a mighty good world after all.

    For look, lass! at night when I break from the fight,
    My Kingdom's awaiting for me;
    There's comfort and rest, and the warmth of your breast,
    And little ones climbing my knee.
    There's fire-light and song - Oh, the world may be wrong!
    Its empires may topple and fall:
    My home is my care - if gladness be there,
    It's a mighty good world after all.

    O heart of pure gold! I have made you...