William Congreve

William Congreve was an English playwright and poet known for his witty, satirical comedies. Born on January 24, 1670, in England, he studied at Trinity College, Dublin, where he met and befriended Jonathan Swift. Congreve's most famous works include 'The Way of the World' and 'Love for Love'. His sharp dialogue and comedic prowess established him as a key figure in Restoration comedy. Despite his limited output, his work has had a lasting impact on English literature. He died on January 19, 1729.

January 24, 1670

January 19, 1729

English

William Congreve

Buxom Joan

A soldier and a sailor,
A tinker and a tailor,
Had once a doubtful strife, sir,
To make a maid a wife, sir,
    Whose name was Buxom Joan.
For now the time was ended,
When she no more intended
To lick her lips at men, sir,
And gnaw the sheets in vain, sir,
    And lie o' nights alone.

The soldier swore like thunder,
He loved her more than plunder;
And showed her many a scar, sir,
That he had brought from far, sir,
    With fighting for her sake.
The tailor thought to please her,
With offering her his measure.
The tinker too with mettle,
Said he could mend her kettle,
    And stop up every leak.

But while these three were prating,
The sailor slily waiting,
Thought if it came about, sir,
That they should all fall ou...

William Congreve