Nursery Rhyme. CCCLXXV. Paradoxes.

    My true love lives far from me,
            Perrie, Merrie, Dixie, Dominie.
    Many a rich present he sends to me,
            Petrum, Partrum, Paradise, Temporie,
            Perrie, Merrie, Dixie, Dominie.

    He sent me a goose, without a bone;
    He sent me a cherry, without a stone.
                                                Petrum, & c.

    He sent me a Bible, no man could read;
    He sent me a blanket, without a thread.
                                                Petrum, & c.

    How could there be a goose without a bone?
    How could there be a cherry without a stone?
                                                Petrum, & c.

    How could there be a Bible no man could read?
    How could there be a blanket without a thread?
                                                Petrum, & c.

    When the goose is in the egg-shell, there is no bone;
    When the cherry is in the blossom, there is no stone.
                                                Petrum, & c.

    When ye Bible is in ye press no man it can read;
    When ye wool is on ye sheep's back, there is no thread.
                                                Petrum, & c.

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Nursery Rhyme. CCLXVI. Gaffers And Gammers.

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Nursery Rhyme. LXIII. Tales.

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Nursery Rhyme. CCCCXXII. Jingles.

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Nursery Rhyme. LXV. Tales.

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    I saw a peacock with a fiery tail,
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        [The conclusion of the following resembles a verse in the nursery history of Mother Hubbard.]

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Nursery Rhyme. CCCLXV. Paradoxes.

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