Nursery Rhyme. CCCLXXVIII. Paradoxes.

    Barney Bodkin broke his nose,
    Without feet we can't have toes;
    Crazy folks are always mad,
    Want of money makes us sad.

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Nursery Rhyme. DCI. Local.

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Society

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Nursery Rhyme. CCXLV. Charms.

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Nursery Rhyme. CCCCXCIII. Love And Matrimony.

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Nursery Rhyme. CCCLXXVI. Paradoxes.

    There was a man and he was mad,
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        [Footnote A: The pod or shell of a pea.]

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Nursery Rhyme. CCCLXV. Paradoxes.

    Up stairs, down stairs, upon my lady's window,
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Nursery Rhyme. CCCLXIV. Paradoxes.

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        [The conclusion of the following resembles a verse in the nursery history of Mother Hubbard.]

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Nursery Rhyme. CCCLXXI. Paradoxes.

    Here am I, little jumping Joan;
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