Poor Mailie's Elegy.

    Lament in rhyme, lament in prose,
    Wi' saut tears trickling down your nose;
    Our bardie's fate is at a close,
        Past a' remead;
    The last sad cape-stane of his woes;
        Poor Mailie's dead.

    It's no the loss o' warl's gear,
    That could sae bitter draw the tear,
    Or mak our bardie, dowie, wear
        The mourning weed;
    He's lost a friend and neebor dear,
        In Mailie dead.

    Thro' a' the toun she trotted by him;
    A long half-mile she could descry him;
    Wi' kindly bleat, when she did spy him,
        She run wi' speed:
    A friend mair faithfu' ne'er cam nigh him,
        Than Mailie dead.

    I wat she was a sheep o' sense,
    An' could behave hersel wi' mense:
    I'll say't, she never brak a fence,
        Thro' thievish greed.
    Our bardie, tamely, keeps the spence
        Sin' Mailie's dead.

    Or, if he wonders up the howe,
    Her living image in her yowe
    Comes bleating to him, owre the knowe,
        For bits o' bread;
    An' down the briny pearls rowe
        For Mailie dead.

    She was nae get o' moorland tips,[1]
    Wi' tawted ket, an hairy hips;
    For her forbears were brought in ships
        Frae yont the Tweed:
    A bonnier fleesh ne'er cross'd the clips
        Than Mailie dead.

    Wae worth the man wha first did shape
    That vile, wanchancie thing--a rape!
    It maks guid fellows girn an' gape,
        Wi' chokin dread;
    An' Robin's bonnet wave wi' crape,
        For Mailie dead.

    O, a' ye bards on bonnie Doon!
    An' wha on Ayr your chanters tune!
    Come, join the melancholious croon
        O' Robin's reed!
    His heart will never get aboon!
        His Mailie's dead!