Thus says the prophet of the Turk,
Good Mussulman, abstain from pork;
There is a part in every swine
No friend of follower of mine
May taste, whateer his inclination,
On pain of excommunication.
Such Mahomets mysterious charge,
And thus he left the point at large.
Had he the sinful part expressd,
They might with safety eat the rest;
But for one piece they thought it hard
From the whole hog to be debarrd;
And set their wit at work to find
What joint the prophet had in mind.
Much controversy straight arose,
These choose the back, the belly those;
By some tis confidently said
He meant not to forbid the head;
While others at that doctrine rail,
And piously prefer the tail.
Thus, conscience freed from every clog,
Mahometans eat up the hog.
You laughtis wellthe tale applied
May make you laugh on tother side.
Renounce the worldthe preacher cries.
We doa multitude replies.
While one as innocent regards
A snug and friendly game at cards;
And one, whatever you may say,
Can see no evil in a play;
Some love a concert, or a race;
And others shooting, and the chase.
Reviled and loved, renounced and followd,
Thus, bit by bit, the world is swallowd;
Each thinks his neighbour makes too free,
Yet likes a slice as well as he:
With sophistry their sauce they sweeten,
Till quite from tail to snout tis eaten.
The Love Of The World Reproved: Or, Hypocrisy Detected.
William Cowper
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