You Couldn't Hardly Notice It At All.

There was a girl in our town
    Who dearly loved to flirt,
But the home folks never noticed it at all.
    The women in the neighborhood
All said she was too pert,
    But she never even noticed them at all.

One night a young man came to call
    Who was considered slow,
But when he got alone with her,
    He turned the lights down low.
He begged her for a little kiss,
    She softly murmured "No,"
But you couldn't hardly notice it at all.